God save our gracious crumpets!

Food truly fit for a king!    
    
| Preparation: 30 minutes | Serves: 8 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 45 minutes | Unbuttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Poached chicken | ||
| Free-range chicken breasts | 4 | 4 | 
| Chicken stock | 500 ml | 17.5 floz | 
| White wine | 250 ml | 9 floz | 
| Carrots (peeled and roughly chopped) | 2 | 2 | 
| Celery stalks (roughly chopped) | 2 | 2 | 
| Shallots (halved) | 3 | 3 | 
| Thyme | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Bay leaves | 2 | 2 | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Curry sauce | ||
| Shallots (finely chopped) | 2 | 2 | 
| Large red chilli (de-seeded and finely chopped) | 1 | 1 | 
| Curry powder | 4 tsp | 4 tsp | 
| Tomato puree | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Apricot jam | 3 tsp | 3 tsp | 
| Butter | A knob | A knob | 
| The rest | ||
| Mayonnaise | 125 ml | 4.4 floz | 
| Creme fraiche | 125 ml | 4.4 floz | 
| Coriander leaves (finely chopped) | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp | 
| Spring onions (finely chopped) | 4 | 4 | 
| Flaked almonds | 50 g | 1.75 oz | 
| Cucumber (sliced) | 1/2 | 1/2 | 
| Rocket | 30g | 1 oz | 
Please use free-range chicken. It’s not only egg-laying hens that dislike being cooped up in tiny filthy cages 24 hours a day.