Just-a like-a mamma used to make-a!

It's worth making a really nice fresh salad for this, to offset the richness of the sauce.
| Preparation: 30 minutes | Serves: 18 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 3 hours | Cold-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Bolognese | ||
| Minced beef (10% fat) | 1 kg | 2.2 lb | 
| Medium white onions (finely chopped) | 2 | 2 | 
| Celery stalks (finely chopped) | 3 | 3 | 
| Carrots (peeled and finely chopped) | 3 | 3 | 
| Olive oil | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp | 
| Rosemary (dried is fine) | 1 tsp | 1 tsp | 
| Thyme (dried is fine) | 1.5 tsp | 1.5 tsp | 
| Oregano (dried is fine) | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Tomato puree | 4 tbsp | 4 tbsp | 
| Worcestershire sauce | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp | 
| Chopped tomatoes (tinned) | 800 g | 1.75 lb | 
| Tabasco sauce | 2 tsp | 2 tsp | 
| Beef stock | 300 ml | 10.5 floz | 
| Red wine | 250 ml | 9 floz | 
| Salad | ||
| Babyleaf salad | 250 g | 9 oz | 
| Cucumber (cored and diced) | 1 | 1 | 
| Red or yellow pepper (chopped) | 1.5 | 1.5 | 
| Cherry tomatoes (chopped) | 12 | 12 | 
| Spring onions (finely chopped) | 6 | 6 | 
| Radishes (sliced) | 12 | 12 | 
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much | 
| French or Italian dressing | Not too little | Not too much | 
| Accompaniments | ||
| Grated parmesan cheese | As much | As you fancy |