Crumpet Fondue

Alpine comfort food comes to Crumpetshire!

Cheesy dipping just doesn't get better than this.

Preparation: 10 minutes Serves: 12 crumpets
Cooking: 20 minutes Unbuttered crumpets
IngredientsQuantity (metric)Quantity (imperial)
Gruyere cheese (without rind, grated)400 g14 oz
Camembert (without rind, chopped)400 g14 oz
Dry white wine375 ml13 floz
Kirsch3 tbsp3 tbsp
Cornflour1 tbsp1 tbsp
Garlic clove (peeled and halved)11
Nutmeg (freshly grated)PlentyPlenty
Black pepper (freshly ground)PlentyPlenty

METHOD

    The fondue

    1. Coat the inside of your fondue pot with butter.
    2. Add the cheese and wine and bring to the boil. Reduce to a strong simmer and cook for about 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until the cheese has melted and the sauce is smooth.
    3. Mix the cornflour and kirsch together, and add to the cheese sauce. If you don't have kirsch, vodka works equally well.
    4. Add the garlic, nutmeg and black pepper. It shouldn't need salt as the gruyere has plenty of its own.
    5. Continue cooking the sauce for another 10 minutes, continuing to stir frequently, by which time the liquid will have reduced and the sauce will have developed a gooey quality.
    6. Remove the fondue pot to its burner and start dunking with all haste.

    The crumpets

    1. Toast the crumpets while your sauce is reducing. They won't need butter.
    2. Cut them into dunk sized pieces and load up your fondue skewers.
    3. Put your car keys in the bowl and ready yourself for a swingin' good time!