Cordon Bleu cookery just got raised to another level.

As with some of our other casserole suggestions, given the effort involved, it's worth doing a fair quantity of the coq au vin if you have friends or a freezer.
| Preparation: 30 minutes | Serves: 24 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 2 hours | Cold-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Free-range chicken breasts (trimmed) | 1.2 kg | 2.6 lb | 
| Free-range smoked cubed pancetta | 300 g | 10.6 oz | 
| Small shallots (whole and peeled) | 400 g | 14 oz | 
| Button mushrooms (whole and trimmed) | 400 g | 14 oz | 
| Garlic cloves (finely chopped) | 2 | 2 | 
| White wine | 750 ml | 26 floz | 
| Chicken stock | 450 ml | 16 floz | 
| Creme fraiche | 200 ml | 7 floz | 
| Bay leaves | 4 | 4 | 
| Thyme | 3 tbsp | 3 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Butter | 20 g | 0.7 oz | 
Please use free-range chicken. It’s not only egg-laying hens that dislike being cooped up in tiny filthy cages 24 hours a day.
    
And don't forget to use pancetta from happy pigs, or karma might come to bite you on the arse.