Britain's most popular sandwich filling has a day trip to Crumpetshire!

The addition of bacon and avocado to this humble dish really is the last word in sophistication.
| Preparation: 5 minutes | Serves: 4 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 15 minutes | Hot-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Free-range eggs | 2 | 2 | 
| Mayonnaise | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Dijon mustard | 1 tsp | 1 tsp | 
| Chives (finely chopped) | 1 tsp | 1 tsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much | 
| Crispy free-range smoked streaky bacon | 4 rashers | 4 rashers | 
| Avocado (finely chopped) | 1/2 | 1/2 | 
Alongside the free-range eggs, don't forget to use bacon from happy pigs, or karma might come to bite you on the arse.
Helen Browning smoked streaky bacon is probably our number one.