Heaven to Betsy, this is good!

We might have gone awry on the ratio of crumpets to pork to coleslaw here (we used part of a broader pulled pork offering for our test) so please judge for yourselves!
| Preparation: 20 minutes | Serves: 12 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 5 - 6 hours | Cold-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Pulled pork | ||
| Boneless shoulder of pork | 1.25 kg | 2.75 lb | 
| Paprika | 1 tsp | 1 tsp | 
| Ground cumin | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Chilli powder | 1 tsp | 1 tsp | 
| Soft dark brown sugar | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Olive oil | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp | 
| Barbeque sauce | To taste | To taste | 
| Coleslaw | ||
| White cabbage (cored and finely shredded) | 200 g | 7 oz | 
| Carrots (peeled and grated) | 120 g | 4.2 oz | 
| Red onion (peeled and finely sliced) | 80 g | 2.8 oz | 
| Celery leaves (finely chopped) or finely shredded celery | 40 g | 1.4 oz | 
| Mayonnaise | 3 tbsp | 3 tbsp | 
| Cider vinegar | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Dijon mustard | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| White sugar | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much | 
As ever, don't forget to use pork from happy pigs or karma might come to bite you on the arse.