Philly Cheese-Steak Crumpets

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Clearly not the healthiest dish in the world, but we're only here once!

Preparation: 10 minutes Serves: 4 crumpets
Cooking: 10 minutes Cold-buttered crumpets
IngredientsQuantity (metric)Quantity (imperial)
Beef steak (very finely sliced)200 g7 oz
White onion (peeled and finely chopped)3 tsp3 tsp
Green pepper (de-seeded and finely chopped)1.5 tbsp1.5 tbsp
Red pepper (de-seeded and finely chopped)1.5 tbsp1.5 tbsp
Provolone cheese (finely cubed)2 tbsp2 tbsp
American processed cheese (pulled into small pieces)1 tbsp1 tbsp
Olive oil1 tbsp1 tbsp
Salt and pepperPlentyPlenty
Mustard (of your choosing)To tasteTo taste

Method

      The cheese-steak

      • Most recipes suggest rib-eye steak, but use whatever you fancy. We used leftovers from a rare topside joint.
      • Provolone cheese doesn't seem to exist in the UK, so we used mozzarella, but wanted the recipe to remain true to the dish's roots.
      • Anyhow...
      • Pour the olive oil into a frying pan, add the onions and fry on a low to medium heat for about 5 minutes, until they are soft but not browned.
      • Add the peppers, together with some salt and pepper, and fry gently for another 5 minutes.
      • Remove the vegetables from the pan and increase the heat to medium.
      • Add the steak, together with some more salt and pepper, and fry for a minute or two (if it's very thinly sliced, it will cook very quickly) then add the vegetables and cheese.
      • Mix well and continue to mix until the cheese has melted, then dollop - as elegantly as the dish befits - onto the crumpets.

      The crumpets

      • We felt that the crumpets benefitted from a little mustard.
      • Grab your defribrillator and tuck in!