
Clearly not the healthiest dish in the world, but we're only here once!
| Preparation: 10 minutes | Serves: 4 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 10 minutes | Cold-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Beef steak (very finely sliced) | 200 g | 7 oz | 
| White onion (peeled and finely chopped) | 3 tsp | 3 tsp | 
| Green pepper (de-seeded and finely chopped) | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Red pepper (de-seeded and finely chopped) | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Provolone cheese (finely cubed) | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp | 
| American processed cheese (pulled into small pieces) | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Olive oil | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Mustard (of your choosing) | To taste | To taste |