Britain's favourite starter just got a makeover!

You may never eat iceberg lettuce again.
| Preparation: 30 minutes | Serves: 8 crumpets | 
| Cooking: None | Cold-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Sauce | ||
| Mayonnaise | 5 tbsp | 5 tbsp | 
| Salad cream | 2.5 tbsp | 2.5 tbsp | 
| Tomato ketchup | 2.5 tbsp | 2.5 tbsp | 
| Brandy | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Tabasco sauce | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Lemon juice | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Salad | ||
| Rocket | 70 g | 2.5 oz | 
| Cucumber (cut into batons) | 1 | 1 | 
| Celery stalks (finely cubed) | 2 | 2 | 
| Spring onions (finely sliced) | 4 | 4 | 
| Red pepper (cut into batons) | 1 | 1 | 
| Large red chilli (de-seeded and finely chopped) | 1/2 | 1/2 | 
| Large prawns (cooked and peeled) | 150 g | 5.25 oz | 
| Cayenne pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
If you've ever seen a documentary about the devastation that trawling for prawns has caused to many Asian seas, you'll appreciate that buying responsibly sourced prawns is the right thing to do.
Prawn / cucumber /spring onion / red pepper / chilli