Not for the faint taste-budded!

This works as a lovely robust foil to some of our fresher bruschetta-crumpets.
| Preparation: 5 minutes | Serves: 4 crumpets | 
| Cooking: 5 minutes | Unbuttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Olives of your choosing (pitted and chopped) | 125 g | 4.4 oz | 
| Anchovy fillets (chopped) | 3 | 3 | 
| Salted capers | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Extra virgin olive oil | 3 tbsp | 3 tbsp | 
| Juice of lemons | 0.5 | 0.5 | 
| Flat-leaf parsley (finely chopped) | 1.5 tbsp | 1.5 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty | 
| Garlic clove | 1 | 1 | 
Olive / anchovy / caper